it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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