No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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