Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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