spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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