At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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