its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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