is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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