so that wasnt chicken after all
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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