I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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