Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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