Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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