i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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