at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Little spoons don't ask big questions
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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