i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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