in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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