i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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