a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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