what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
There's even glitter on my cock...
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