but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize