You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
