My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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