The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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