stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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