Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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