Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
