hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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