Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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