Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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