Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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