hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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