I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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