oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
