I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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