just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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