Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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