Dual....:-)
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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