I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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