just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
he fucked my hip out of place.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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