just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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