Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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