By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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