and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
