Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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