So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
this hospital has no fireball
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