Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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