Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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