What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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