that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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