Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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