I want to make a zoo with you.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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