Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
it's great music for shaving your balls
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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